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  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Wanda.

  Wanda who?

  Wanda hold my hand?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Yoda.

  Yoda who?

  Yoda funniest person I’ve ever known.

  I’M NOT OPENING THE DOOR!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Andy.

  Andy who?

  Andy-lay another minute and I’m going to go home!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Byron.

  Byron who?

  Don’t just Byron joke book. There are many more where this one came from.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Carson.

  Carson who?

  Carson the garage with the door shut.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Dozen.

  Dozen who?

  Dozen anybody want to open the door?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  E.T.

  E.T. who?

  E.T. too much food, and you’ll get fat.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Few.

  Few who?

  Few only knew, you would not keep me outside.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Ghosts go.

  Ghosts go who?

  No, no, you silly. Ghosts go “boo.”

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Harley.

  Harley who?

  Harley hear ya! Can ya speak up?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Ida.

  Ida who?

  Ida rather be inside. It’s cold out here!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  July.

  July who?

  July too much, and people don’t believe you.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Kent.

  Kent who?

  Kent you see? I’m standing right in front of you.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Lesson.

  Lesson who?

  In lesson a minute, I’m going to leave.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Marmalade.

  Marmalade who?

  Marmalade an egg, but Papa didn’t.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Noah.

  Noah who?

  Noah more of these knock-knock jokes, please!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Olaf.

  Olaf who?

  Olaf out loud at all of these jokes.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Pecan.

  Pecan who?

  Pecan someone your own size.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Quark.

  Quark who?

  Quark hard at your job, and you’ll go far.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Razor.

  Razor who?

  Razor window and talk with me.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Scold.

  Scold who?

  Scold out here. Let me in!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Turnip.

  Turnip who?

  Turnip the music. I can’t hear it!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Venus.

  Venus who?

  Venus it time to stop telling knock-knock jokes?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Warner.

  Warner who?

  Warner hear another knock-knock joke?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  You.

  You who?

  Did you call me?

  WHO’S BEATING THE DOOR DOWN?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Abyssinia.

  Abyssinia who?

  Abyssinia after a while, crocodile.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Basis.

  Basis who?

  Basis are what you run to in baseball.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Celeste.

  Celeste who?

  Celeste time I’m going to tell you a knock-knock joke.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Dewey.

  Dewey who?

  Dewey have any new knock-knock jokes? I’m getting tired of these!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Eubie.

  Eubie who?

  Eubie a funny-looking person.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Fashion.

  Fashion who?

  Fashion your helmet in case you fall off of your bike.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Goblin.

  Goblin who?

  Goblin down your food is not very polite.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Hero.

  Hero who?

  Hero, row, row your boat gently down the stream.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  I am.

  I am who?

  You mean you don’t know who you are?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Jenelle.

  Jenelle who?

  Jenelle the picture of Spider-Man on the wall?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Kansas.

  Kansas who?

  Kansas be possible that you’re going to open the door?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Lizard.

  Lizard who?

  Lizard that you wanted me to come over to your house, and so here I am.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Maya.

  Maya who?

  Maya good storyteller?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Noah.

  Noah who?

  Noah more knock-knock jokes if you just let me in.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Oliver.

  Oliver who?

  Oliver friends went home. She’s the only one still knocking.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Pepper.

  Pepper who?

  Pepper makes me sneeze.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Quiche.

  Quiche who?

  Quiche me, and I’ll quiche you.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Rhino.

  Rhino who?

  Rhino a lot. How much do you know?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Scott.

  Scott who?

  Scott a lot more of these jokes. Do you want to hear them?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Tree.

  Tree who?

  Tree more days till Christmas.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Viola.

  Viola who?

  Viola sudden you don’t know me?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Wet.

  Wet who?

  Wet me tell you a funny story.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Ya.

  Ya who?

  It sounds like you’re happy.

  USE THE DOORBELL!

  Knock, kno
ck.

  Who’s there?

  Anita.

  Anita who?

  Anita someone to open the door.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Bayou.

  Bayou who?

  Did you make up these jokes bayou self?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Chicken.

  Chicken who?

  Chicken to see if you are awake.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Diesel.

  Diesel who?

  Diesel be a funny joke.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Europe.

  Europe who?

  Europe early this morning, aren’t you?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Fido.

  Fido who?

  Fido known you weren’t going to open the door, I wouldn’t have come over.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Grouper.

  Grouper who?

  Grouper is a pretty fishy name.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Hera.

  Hera who?

  Hera new knock-knock joke lately?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Ivan.

  Ivan who?

  Ivan to go get a hamburger.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Jackal.

  Jackal who?

  Jackal get in if he has a key.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Katie.

  Katie who?

  Katie is for people whose names start with K and like to drink tea.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Lisa.

  Lisa who?

  To Lisa car costs lots of money.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Myth.

  Myth who?

  I myth my two fwont teeth.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Nadia.

  Nadia who?

  Nadia head if you like knock-knock jokes.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Odessa.

  Odessa who?

  Odessa funny joke.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Pest.

  Pest who?

  Pest the dessert, please. Cake’s my favorite!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Queen.

  Queen who?

  Queen up the dirty dishes.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Rhoda.

  Rhoda who?

  Rhoda round the block a few times.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Shellfish.

  Shellfish who?

  Shellfish people think only about themselves and won’t answer the door.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Toucan.

  Toucan who?

  Toucan have a good time playing catch.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Vanda.

  Vanda who?

  Vanda come outside and play ball?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Warrior.

  Warrior who?

  Warrior been? I’ve been knocking on this door all day!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Yvonne.

  Yvonne who?

  Yvonne you will get tired of all these jokes.

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