Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Read online

  Who’s there?

  Yawl.

  Yawl who?

  Yawl come back and visit again.

  WHO’S OUTSIDE?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Almond.

  Almond who?

  Almond love with you, so open the door!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Butcher.

  Butcher who?

  Butcher hands up! This is a stickup!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Carrot.

  Carrot who?

  Carrot is what happens when a car gets all rusty.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Donna.

  Donna who?

  Donna you have to finish your homework?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Enid.

  Enid who?

  Enid help carrying all these packages.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Fern.

  Fern who?

  Fern crying out loud! Let me in!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Gorilla.

  Gorilla who?

  Gorilla is what I cook hamburgers on.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Herring.

  Herring who?

  Herring aids can help you hear what others are saying.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Imus.

  Imus who?

  Imus be out of my mind to stay out here.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Jester.

  Jester who?

  Jester minute! I’m going to cry if you don’t open the door.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Kipper.

  Kipper who?

  Kipper locked up in the zoo for people to look at.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Lecture.

  Lecture who?

  Lecture smile be your first hello.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Mummy.

  Mummy who?

  It takes mummy to buy a car.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Noah.

  Noah who?

  Noah good restaurant in this area?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Oman.

  Oman who?

  Oman, it’s cold out here!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Paris.

  Paris who?

  Paris the thought of another knock-knock joke!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Quark, quark, quark!

  Quark, quark, quark who?

  Are you a duck?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Ray.

  Ray who?

  Ray-member me?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Salami.

  Salami who?

  Salami in already!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Tally.

  Tally who?

  Are you from England?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Usher.

  Usher who?

  Usher wish you would let me in!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Venice.

  Venice who?

  Venice it time to open the door?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  William.

  William who?

  William mind bringing me an ice-cream cone?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Yoga.

  Yoga who?

  Yoga any idea how tired I am of all these jokes?

  LET ME IN!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Alpaca.

  Alpaca who?

  Alpaca my bags and leave if you don’t let me in.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Bandage.

  Bandage who?

  Bandage is determining how long a band has been playing.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Cauliflower.

  Cauliflower who?

  Cauliflower whatever you want—it’s still a flower.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Donut.

  Donut who?

  A donut is a weird person who only eats dough.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Esther.

  Esther who?

  Esther anybody who will answer the door?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Fresno.

  Fresno who?

  Rudolf the Fresno reindeer.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Gophers.

  Gophers who?

  Gophers to the store, second to the library, and third to Grandma’s.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Howie.

  Howie who?

  I’m fine. How are you?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Iona.

  Iona who?

  Iona new car. Want to go for a ride?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Justice.

  Justice who?

  Justice the best kind of judge to have when you go to court.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Kipper.

  Kipper who?

  Kipper silly knock-knock jokes to yourself.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Leena.

  Leena who?

  Leena too far over the wall, and you’ll fall over.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Mabel.

  Mabel who?

  Mabel go knock on someone else’s door.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  New Year.

  New Year who?

  New Year gonna ask me that!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Orbit.

  Orbit who?

  Orbit of a strange person.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Paris.

  Paris who?

  A Paris good, but I prefer apples!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Quebec.

  Quebec who?

  Quebec to the end of the line!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Racine.

  Racine who?

  Racine around in circles all day?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Sally.

  Sally who?

  Sally-brate the moments of your life!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Tanks.

  Tanks who?

  Tanks for opening the door.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Uta.

  Uta who?

  Uta sight, uta mind!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Venue.

  Venue who?

  Venue stop telling knock-knock jokes, I’ll be glad.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Wales.

  Wales who?

  Wales long as I’m here, shall we go out?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Yancy.

  Yancy who?

  Yancy meeting you here!

  WHO’S BANGI
NG ON THE DOOR?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Alpha.

  Alpha who?

  Alpha crying out loud! Please open the door!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Biplane.

  Biplane who?

  Biplane is the way I’m going home if you don’t open the door.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Cauliflower.

  Cauliflower who?

  Cauliflower if you want a date with a daisy.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Denial.

  Denial who?

  Denial is a river in Egypt.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Esther.

  Esther who?

  Esther another way to get you to open the door besides knocking?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Felice.

  Felice who?

  Felice a jolly good fellow…which nobody can deny.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Gomez.

  Gomez who?

  Gomez around with me, buddy.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Hertz.

  Hertz who?

  Hertz me when you won’t let me in.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Iowa.

  Iowa who?

  Iowa lotta money to the IRS.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Jackson.

  Jackson who?

  Jackson is also the son of Jack’s wife.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Kumquat.

  Kumquat who?

  Kumquat-ly while they take you away to the loony farm.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Les.

  Les who?

  Les go to the party.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Mistake.

  Mistake who?

  Mistake was just put on the barbeque.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Nana.

  Nana who?

  Nana your business.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Ooze.

  Ooze who?

  Ooze in charge around here?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Paris.

  Paris who?

  Paris the salt, please!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Quack.

  Quack who?

  Quack an egg and fry it in the skillet.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Raisin.

  Raisin who?

  Raisin kids is not easy.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Sally.

  Sally who?

  Sally dance while the music is playing?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Tennis.

  Tennis who?

  Tennis just before eleven.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Undo.

  Undo who?

  Undo-wear is what I put on first.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Vera.

  Vera who?

  Vera funny–now open the door!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Waiter.

  Waiter who?

  Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Yankee.

  Yankee who?

  Yankee-doodle-do, that’s who!

  I HEAR A RAPPING SOUND!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Amahl.

  Amahl who?

  Amahl is where I like to go shopping.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Balls.

  Balls who?

  Balls well that ends well.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Cauliflower.

  Cauliflower who?

  Cauliflower and I’ll call you crazy.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Disaster.

  Disaster who?

  Disaster be the worst knock-knock joke I’ve ever heard.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Eliza.

  Eliza who?

  Eliza lot, so you can’t trust him.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Furs.

  Furs who?

  Furs you sit down, and then you put on your socks and shoes.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Gull.

  Gull who?

  Gulls like to go shopping at the mall.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Hobbit.

  Hobbit who?

  Hobbit opening the door?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Ivana.

  Ivana who?

  Ivana come in! Open the door!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Joust.

  Joust who?

  Joust about time for dinner.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Kai.

  Kai who?

  My Kai flies in the sky on windy days.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Lego.

  Lego who?

  Lego of the door handle.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Mississippi.

  Mississippi who?

  Mississippi is Mr. Ippi’s wife.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Nero.

  Nero who?

  Nero far, you’re still my best friend.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Orange.

  Orange who?

  Orange you tired of all these knock-knock jokes?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Pasta.

  Pasta who?

  Pasta peanut butter sandwich, please.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Queen.

  Queen who?

  Queen up this porch. It’s a mess!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Rice.

  Rice who?

  Rice up early in the morning.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Sam.

  Sam who?

  Sam enchanted evening…

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Tex.

  Tex who?

  Tex messages can be sent on your cell phone.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Urania.

  Urania who?

  Urania my parade, and that doesn’t make me happy.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Viper.

  Viper who?

  Viper the windows. They’re dirty.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  William Tell.

  William Tell who?

  William, Tell your mother to come to the door.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Yoke.

  Yoke who?

  The yoke’s on you! Ha!

  WHO’S HAMMERING ON THE DOOR?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  A Mayan.

  A Mayan who?

  A Mayan the wrong porch, knocking on the wrong door?

  Knoc
k, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Balls.

  Balls who?

  Balls fair in love and war.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Coconut.

  Coconut who?

  Coconut is a person who drinks cocoa every chance he gets.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Donahue.

  Donahue who?

  Donahue want to know who is standing outside knocking on your door?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Eel.

  Eel who?

  Eel is what your broken bones do when the doctor puts them in a cast.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  France.

  France who?

  My France and I play ball during recess.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Gallop.

  Gallop who?

  Gallop down some soda pop with me.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Honeydew.

  Honeydew who?

  Honeydew you love me?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Izzy.

  Izzy who?

  Izzy come, izzy go.

  Knock, knock.